"I am a hunter. I got knife-es and guns, I keep you safe"~*~*~*~*~
I shaved my dog bald, she won't come near me.
She runs behind the rocking chair when I come in the room. I feel bad, I really do.
As I am typing, she is cramming herself under the shelf of the puter desk, hiding.
I don't know why she doesn't just go downstairs.
This is what she was bred to look like. Regal and arrogant. From the palaces of China.
This is what happened.
This dog is absolutely disgusting in the fact she is sooo submissive. She rolls over if you even look at her funny. But she is my dog and I love her. Yes, Renee, this is your dogs full blood sister. I can't help but think of what my husband used to say years ago...can I say this? ... "Did yo mamma hit you wit do ugly stick?" He'd never say that now, and it might just disappear from my blog once he sees it, lol!
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I get to go on a date with the most handsome man in Whatcom County tonight. You might spy us having dinner together in some low lit restaurant or shopping hand in hand at Yeager's, Freddies or Walmart. Either way, he's mine and he's a keeper and I can't WAIT to go on a date with him. Oh, and it's Tuesday night. Could this night get any better?
2 comments:
What, you're going a date with Chuck?! Just kidding. I still need you to show me how to cut Benji's face...she'll now let me do everything else but goes around looking like a shaved ewok...
You place the dog in a football hold, have some one hold her backend, take a blunt nosed scissors, a lot of time and calm talking and snip little bits of hair in an upsidedown V shape between the eyes, over the bridge of her nose and under her eyes. Shaved Ewok, huh? Now that's a good one, especially her, lol!
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